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What do you call a crate of from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
What do you call a crate of ducks ? A box of quackers !

Why did the owl owl Because the from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
Why did the owl, owl ? Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !

Whats got six legs and can fly from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
What's got six legs and can fly long distances ? Three swallows !

Which bird is always out of breath from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
Which bird is always out of breath ? A puffin !

What do you call a bunch of from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ? Fowl play !

What is green and pecks on trees from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
What is green and pecks on trees ? Woody Wood Pickle !

How does a bird with a broken from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ? With it's sparrowchute !

Where do birds meet for coffee In from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
Where do birds meet for coffee ? In a nest-cafe !

What do you call a very rude from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
What do you call a very rude bird ? A mockingbird !

Why is a sofa like a roast from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ? Because they're both full of stuffing !

How do you get a cutprice parrot from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
How do you get a cut-price parrot ? Plant bird seed !

When is the best time to buy from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
When is the best time to buy budgies ? When they're going cheap !

What do you call a woodpecker with from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ? A headbanger !

What birds spend all their time on from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
What birds spend all their time on their knees ? Birds of prey !

What is a polygon A dead parrot from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
What is a polygon ? A dead parrot !

Whats brown and white and flies all from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
What's brown and white and flies all over? Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chain saw!

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken? A pecking order.

How do you identify a bald eagleAll from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.

Late one night a burglar broke into from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" "Yes", said the parrot. The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot: "What's your name?" "Clarence," said the bird. "That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus."

Q Why did the rooster cross the from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road? A: To get to the chick across the street!



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